What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.