Speech Impediment Jokes

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

What do you call an oval with a speech impediment?

An Elipshhh

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

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