How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Speech Impediment Jokes More Speech Impediment Jokes

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What do you call an oval with a speech impediment?

An Elipshhh