How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"