How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Speech Impediment Jokes More Speech Impediment Jokes

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"