How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron."

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Speech Impediment Jokes More Speech Impediment Jokes

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"