Chocolate Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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Himshey's chocolate...

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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He loves his pot.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!