What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Brownian Motion Jokes More Brownian Motion Jokes

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion