Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!