Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.