Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...