Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.