Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

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How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go