Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.