How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's worse than your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law.

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R