He married his cousin.
Because she was his relative
Let's go back to being cousins.
News casts
They couldn't keep a beet.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
She had a 19" rack.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
Because it's easier than running from the law.
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
He only had Ein Stein
Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.
