What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

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What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy