What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D