What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.