What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.