What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.