What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.