What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!