What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.