What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.