What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white