What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

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You boil the hell out of it

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Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "