What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.