What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.