Nothing. They're both crustacians.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They're shellfish in bed.
Santa Claws
You're two shellfish."
Syphilis
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
They are both crustaceans.
Because they're shellfish
They're both crushed-asians
I don't lobsters!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Pulled a muscle.
They were both two shellfish
Finding crabs on your organ.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Having crabs on yer organ!
Crabs on your organ.
Because they're shellfish!!!
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
Because he was always pinching things.
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
Homardware.
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
Gotta lay off the sea-weed.
You should know, you've only read it twenty times.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
They are both crushed-asians
Shello
Lobster "
Lobsters "
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
sigh* Parenting is hard.
Remove the wheelchair
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
I dunno, ask the Kids.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Swab the deck!
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
You can run but you can't tide!
Dress them up as dead lions
A cross-dresser.
