Nothing. They're both crustacians.
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They're shellfish in bed.
Santa Claws
You're two shellfish."
Syphilis
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
They are both crustaceans.
Because they're shellfish
They're both crushed-asians
I don't lobsters!
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Pulled a muscle.
They were both two shellfish
Finding crabs on your organ.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Having crabs on yer organ!
Crabs on your organ.
Because they're shellfish!!!
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
Because he was always pinching things.
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
Homardware.
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
Gotta lay off the sea-weed.
You should know, you've only read it twenty times.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
They are both crushed-asians
Shello
Lobster "
Lobsters "
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
A crushed asian
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
When they get to third base they think they've scored
Because it's shellfish.
Mussel cars.
A crustacean.
A crustacean
He had an Inconvenient Tooth.
You don't pull out
Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do