Score Jokes

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

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How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown