How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !