Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!