What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.