Cain Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

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