Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.