Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Hold on, let me get my bear rings."
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Because they're all dead.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
I guess it's too grue-some.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Boo-gers
He had to take a sheet.
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
