What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side