What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.