Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.