Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.