Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.