Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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in the MLA boxing ring

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.