What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.