What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.