What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What's the most popular game at a nursing home?

Guess who

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.