What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.