What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!