How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)