How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"