What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)