Rex (made this one up myself!)
An arm and a leg.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.
Names.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
Because he always took the low road.
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
Four guys watching a football game.
Mount Rushmore
Tea, Rex?"