How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner