How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.