How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian