Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.