Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"