How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.