How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..