How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!