What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

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Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.