Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

Da Sky Jokes More Da Sky Jokes

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.