Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

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Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!