What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.