Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.