What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.