What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.