Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

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Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!