Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.