What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

What's Jacob Sartorius' Favourite Anime?

Bleach.