What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Bleach Jokes More Bleach Jokes

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic