Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD