Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls