Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.