What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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He won't stop banging at the door.

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E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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A Hans free device

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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First person shooter.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.