How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

How does it spell?

dg".

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What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!