How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"