R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
U and I.
It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome
Neighour
C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.