Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.