What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.

Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?

Because it would be eel-eagle!

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.